Limericks

Being a professional lyricist I love good limericks for their form, shrewdness and conciseness. One of my favorites goes like this:

On the chest of a barmaid at Yale

were tattooed the prices of ale,

and on her behind,

for the sake of the blind,

was the same information in Braille.

Unavoidably the best limericks are a bit naughty or even vulgar. I guess it is because it's more fun to be a little dirty with style.